Sunday, 31 May 2009
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Online Dating Profiles
Yeah yeah, say what you want. I have resorted to online dating...kind of. Just seeing what's out there. Anyway I came across this profile of a 26 year old woman. Good luck? I couldn't help but laugh and feel sorry for the sucker who ends up with her:
"PLEASE READ BEFORE MSSGN ME! U WILL GET BLOCKED IF U MSSG ME & DONT MEET MY QUALIFICATIONS 4 WHO IM LOOKING 4:
***I DONT DATE BLACK GUYS/BROWN GUYS/INDIAN/MIDDLE EASTERNS(ARABS, IRAQS, TALIBANS etc.,lol)...NEVER HAV NEVER WILL. DONT WASTE TIME MSSGN U WILL GET BLOCKED. DONT WASTE TIME ASKING ME WHY I DONT EITHER, THAT MAKES U LOOK RETARDED 2 ME & U STILL END UP GETTIN BLOCKED.
***AM NOT A FAN OF THE BALD OR GEL SPIKED HAIR EITHER..IM IN LOVE WIT FADES & NICE LINE-UPS..
***YOUR EYES...ANYTHING BUT BROWN/HAZEL ...SORRY GUYS...
***YOU MUST OWN A PHONE THAT WORKS, EVEN IF IT WORKS MUST NOT BE A LONGDISTANCE # CUZ I'LL NEVER DIAL IT, PLUS LONGDISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS NEVER WORK OUT LOL.
***IF FEELINGS R MUTUAL & WE DONT LINK UP WITHIN 2MONTHS WE BEEN TALKIN I WILL MOVE
ON & DATE SOMEONE ELSE
***DRIVING A MUST...IM NOT TTC'ING U NO WHERE LOL. & I GOT MY G2 LICENCE SO DUN WATCH DAT. HONESTLY I DONT EVEN CARE WAT WHIP U ROLL UP IN AS LONG AS IT GETS YOU FROM A TO B TO ME WE GOOD LOL.
EVEN IF U GOT ALL DA QUALIFICATIONS DOWN U GOTA B CUTE SO IF U SEXY & U QUALIFY..LETS TALK LOL. :D "
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Comments (20)
Please tell me you found this on craigslist.Â
I bet she's not even all that...
As for you, I have nothing against online. Here's a secret: my older sister did it once and she's going to head up marrying the guy. (shrug) Who knew?
i always thought that indian and middle eastern boys were the best cultured set of boys..too bad for her though
she doesnt know whats she's missing
lol, did you notice that she says if you ask why she doesn't date ethnic guys she'll view you as retarded?
yet she types all in CAPS and can't even spell properly let alone entire words (is it really that much harder to type "are" apposed to R?)
26 years old??? and she talks and types like this? and trying to find a serious relationship? i'm not surprised she's single!!
i agree with you, i feel sorry for the guy that ends up with her.
@arsenic_and_red_lace - LOL EXACTLY MY POINT HAHAHAHAH i was laughing so hard
@shake_things_up - people amaze me.
my friend works in HR with her company. she received a phone call from someone saying he does such and such and wants an interview THAT day. she informed him that they are not hiring for that position and don't HAVE that position in their company, however if he wishes, he can send her a copy of his resume. he said no, he didn't want to just send in his resume, he wanted an interview THAT DAY. once again, informs him that they don't even HAVE the position in the company.
another interesting one she got was a resume sent in. the cover letter said that he only wanted to be contacted if they had a job for him. he doesn't want an interview, he wants a JOB. he doesn't want a job in a month, he wants a job right away. and that was his cover letter.
oh dear
that's really sad lol
i can't imagine WHY anyone would ever respond to an ad like that
what's in it for the guy :P
lol. at least she doesn't care what kind of car you have
She reminds me off my roomate such as i will never have an indian roomate again, such as she not wanting to date arabs/and indians.
after all the points clearly stated:
even if she managed to find someone to be with [[ managed to find someone to meet her "elite" standards ]], how would they communicate?
is that even english??
That's enough to make a straight man gay!
goodness...
well...at least she's honest up front!
lol I gotta see a picture of her. Is she like 14?
She pretty much named every damn race. Goodluck to her =P
Woah...is that how I sound? Man, I better be less superficial or else everyone will hate me and I'll end up old, balding, and alone.
But at least I type properly. :)
26? I don't believe that. Also, why would she put "lol" in her ad? That just added to the immaturity.
@doLc3 - not sure if u can view this but here's her image lol http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/61/32/toronto_dating_52817144.jpg
@RapeMe93_Nirvana - see above for her picture
Wow this ad is effing ridiculous!!
~D
everyone close your eyes... FACK her! lol.
no seriously though, why online when there are sooo many women around you in real life dude. I never did the online thing.
People are entitled to like what they like. She'll make white guys happy. Most asian girls are like this really, except that they'll date arabs/indians, but not Blacks.